Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do sea creatures shop for cars?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which dog loves shiny things?
What do you call Santa when he solves mysteries?
Which founding father loves to sing?