What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?