Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?