What is the emptiest holiday?
Holloween.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?
Where do novels go to have a good time?