What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of bird can write?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does the sun drink out of?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?