What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Which animals rush into love too fast?
Where do sniffles go for a getaway?
What did April say about all the tournament hype?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a cow caught in a whirlwind?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are mountains always worn out?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?