What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You're absolutely shocking.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do people ask Jesus to drive?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a crate full of ducks?