Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What is the strongest animal?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a stylish runner?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?