What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the banana see a doctor?
What do you call a pig that swims all day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the cow go to outer space?