What lullaby do kittens love?
Soft purr-ades.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do dogs put on when the wind gets icy?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which state do pencils love most?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?