Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why is spring such a quirky season?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?