What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What should a lawyer wear to win a case?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is an archer's favorite store?