Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do grandparents and kids get along so well?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of cat loves long hikes?
What's a car's favorite TV show?