Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?