What does a mischievous hen lay for breakfast?
Trouble eggs.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the rocket scientist struggle in English class?