What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?