Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do belly buttons go to college?