What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the golfer say after baby number two arrived?
Why don't kangaroo moms like rainy days?
Why are frogs always happy?