What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Why did the milking stool stay so simple?
Why was the pilot always daydreaming?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?