Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?