Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the cat say after slipping?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?