Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do elves learn in school?