Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the frozen road say to the car?