Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a vampire who loves baking?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?