Why did the kid wear socks over his pants to school?
To stop the math-a-bugs.
What's Cinderella's favorite coffee order?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which farm animals love painting?
What did the sick chicken say?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What birds always travel in twos?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where does cheese put its savings?