What did Darwin's kid say to a sibling?
You've evolved on me.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why didn't the two players date?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does Santa use when he needs a little support?
Why did the lamb cross the road?