Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?