Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity always decorates the best holiday trees?
What class teaches kids how to get along?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do teams shop for fresh uniforms?
What do you call tiny potatoes?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?