How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do fleas travel?