What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do people wear shamrocks for the holiday?