What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does an evil hen lay?