Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
It's allergy season again?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the flower say to its growing child?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?