What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the dog do so well in school?