What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?