What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which candy bar belongs in the hall of fame?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did one pencil say to the other at school?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?