Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?