What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?