How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?