What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the cake get benched in baseball?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
What's black, white, and sunburned?
Why did the principal carry a ladder?
What boat is great at getting a deal?