Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
How do amoebas make calls?
Who do little dogs hope to see on Christmas Eve?
Why did the coach bring string?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
My grandma started walking miles every day-what happened next?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a basketball player acting wild?
Where do polar bears keep their savings?