Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a retired cowboy?