What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?