Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the pianist keep getting locked out of his house?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?