When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens when monkeys split up?
What do you call a perfect day on a mountain?
What do cats use to whip up eggs?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?