Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.