How much did the pirate pay for corn?
A buck-an-ear.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where does a sick boat go?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do mice book their dream vacation?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?