Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What did the mama flower say to her little sprout?
What did April say about all the tournament hype?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cloud like the fog?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?