What do clouds do when they earn money?
They shower it down.
Why do cats always get what they want?
Which drink always seems grumpy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What boat is great at getting a deal?