Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?