Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?